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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dedicated but untalented gymnast? A working stiff"

"What's the downside to bigamy? More than one mother-in-law."

"[having heart attack] HELP...CAN'T...MOVE ME: Dude, are you ok?! [faintly] CALL...ME...A...DOCTOR ME: Oh, sorry!! Doctor, are you ok?!"

"Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold."

"Why being gay is a serious issue? Because men are fucking asshole"

"If Donald Trump wants to send all the illegal female Mexicans back over the border Then he should give sexting a go."

"Where did the newlywed horses stay? In the bridle suite!"

"What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon."

"A bunch of angry redditors get pissed because of...? (This joke?)"

"My wife sez that I'm too extravagant; that if anything ever happens to her I'll have to beg. I told her I'd be fine. I mean look at all the experience I've got."