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Joke of the Day

"Cat 1: Are the humans asleep? Cat 2: It appears so. Cat 1: I shall now sing the anthem of my people."

"My girlfriends father wont let us sleep together when I stay over Which is a shame because he's a very attractive man."

"No kid, you don't have it hard. When I was a kid we had to eat without camera phones."

"Why does Jesus like Japanese food? Because he loves miso"

"Financial status: 10 days ago: eating cat food. Today: eating the cat."

"I found a wallet today and as a good Christian I thought ""what would Jesus do?"" ... so I turned it into wine."

"What kind of tea do koalas drink? Euca-lipton"

"Why are dentists really good hackers? Because they always get root access."

"You know how light travels faster than sound? Thats why some people seem bright until they speak."

"Now that HBO has a partnership with Sesame Street we'll finally learn how to spell the names of all the Game of Thrones characters."