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Joke of the Day

"And I don't want to hear people from imaginary places like Finland telling me that 57 degrees isn't cold, save it for the elves, Santa"

"The instructions for this tent is just a picture of a husband yelling at his wife, that's weird."

"Atheists are Popeless romantics."

"Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground And I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off."

"Every problem has only One solution According to parents, Every problem has only One solution, . . . . ""Just throw away the phone and cut down the internet connection"" :p :D"

"""HEY ATHLETES WITHOUT MONEY FOR TRAINING FACILITIES OR PROPER UNIFORMS, Y U NO WIN GOLD MEDALS?"" - Indians"

"Q: How did Bill Cosby find his daughter in the woods? A: Pretty good"

"Why do they call me the fireman? Cause I turn on the hoes"

"Why did Mozart hate chickens? Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!"

"The company hates when I helicopter into work. It's always, ""zip up your pants and go see HR now!"""