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Joke of the Day

"Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground And I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off."

"Step on a crack, break your momma's back! So then I went on a walk with my family. I stepped on a crack, looked at my mom, and said ""Why didn't your back break, mom?"" ""You're adopted."""

"People tend to think I'm a serial killer.... They don't think that for for very long though!"

"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car? Rex (made this one up myself!)"

"Q: What do you call Robin Hood's mother? A: Mother Hood."

"What stops rape every single time? Consent"

"But laughing at you Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo. Do not worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you."

"I recently bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping ever since."

"The good news is, that bag of clothes from 1998 that I still haven't taken to the donation centre...they are back in style now."

"Wish my husband got a check from the NFL for all the refereeing he does from his recliner..."