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Joke of the Day
"The instructions for this tent is just a picture of a husband yelling at his wife, that's weird."
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"Q: ""What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?"" A: ""You can't tuna fish."""
"Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto? They play music, not hockey."
"What is Forest Gump's password? 1forest1"
"Why does a milking stool only have three legs? The cow has the udder."
"How Many Feminists Does it Take to Change a Light bulb? Trick question. Feminists can't change a thing."
"I only put one eye on my snowman. That way, if it ever comes to life, the lack of depth perception will give me a tactical advantage."
"The real reason Washington state passed Gay-marriage and recreational marijuana use. Because the bible says when two men lie together, they should be stoned."
"How to be funny [OC] How to be funny: 1) Why 2) Was 3) Six 4) Afraid 5) Of 6) Seven 7) 8) 9)"
"""How am I driving?"" No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car."