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Joke of the Day
"It's been so long, I can't even remember why rock, paper & scissors started fighting."
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"I saw Bill Cosby at the bar last night... He asked me if I needed any sugar for my Long Island iced tea."
"Hey! Need an ark! I noah a guy."
"Meant to say, ""Let me check my calendar and get back to you."" What came out: ""I'm available anytime"""
"What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A ""booquet"" of flower."
"wise man jokes?"
"Whenever someone jokingly replies, ""Blocked,"" I laugh and laugh and then go check."
"Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?"
"did you hear about the new fruit powered motor? it runs on apples but it still mangoes"
"Have you seen the movie ""Constipation""? Of course you haven't.. it hasn't came out yet."