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Joke of the Day

"My Asian girlfriend told me there's nothing wrong with having a little penis. I still wish she didn't have one, though..."

"The cool thing about being broke is you can tell your friends you aren't drinking for a while & they think you're getting your shit together"

"What do gay horses eat? HAY HAY HAY!"

"Short, but good nonetheless A midget philanthropist"

"A wise man once said that ice on the ground is great. He fell"

"My grandma had a lock installed on her medicine cabinet poor thing no one's ever going to visit her again"

"I've got an idea for who should run for President next... Hindsight, 2020."

"TIFU by quitting my job as a train driver and downing a bottle of ketchup. I went off the rails and straight on the sauce."

"According to HR, the boss can come into my office eating a kebab when I've only had an apple for lunch but I can't throw my chair at him"

"I hate it when.. I hate it when my black friend disappears in the dark, My white friend in snow, My Chinese friend in sand, And my Middle-Eastern friend in drone strikes."