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"Short, but good nonetheless A midget philanthropist"
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"If I like my job am I a ""gruntled"" employee??"
"I got pulled over by a female cop.. When i asked what's wrong, she said ""NOTHING!!"""
"The STAR WARS super agressive marketing will probably change the name of Easter to ""The Christ Awakens"""
"how did the gamete get rich? because sex cells... Thank you thank you i'll be here all week."
"You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles.... But at least they drive slowly past schools"
"How many seconds are there in one year? 12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd."
"What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest? A suicide vest will blow you."
"Many people think the Romans invented Vaseline That was ancient grease"
"Ben and Kyle are talking. Kyle says to Ben I had a one night stand. To which Ben replied what do you have now?"