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Joke of the Day
"""I dropped my toothpaste""... ...he said, crestfallen."
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"Why did I break up with my spare change? It was too clingy"
"After months of trying to find a job... ...my mate has recently found work in making chess pieces. He starts next week on nights."
"An Irish man walks out of a bar... Not possible."
"I think I'm emotionally constipated ...I haven't given a shit in days. (my daughter told me this just now new to me, hope it's new to you too)"
"What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls? You walk him and pitch to the giraffe."
"I had a colonoscopy done the other day and I think it went really well... As I was walking out I overheard the nurses talking about me and I could hear one saying ""What an asshole!"""
"What do vegetarian zombies eat ? terri schiavo"
"Come on, there has got to be at least one business like show business."
"As an adult, I don't like talking about church I went as a kid, but it's a touchy subject"