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Joke of the Day

"What gives you uncontrollable gas? Nazis"

"What could Boston Marathon Bombers do that Hitler couldn't? End a race."

"Q: What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common? A: They were both cooked by a guy named ""Dave""."

"Imagine you're about to have surgery and right before the anesthesia kicks in you notice a ""University of Phoenix"" degree on the wall"

"How do you know that your girlfriend has been cheating on you with a black guy? When she takes the tampon out and all of the cotton's gone"

"Why did the vulture cross the road? To eat the dead chicken on the other side."

"Joke i heard between 2 airport janitors. A:""where are you going?"" B:""to the toilet, where else can one go in an airport?"" --- I would like to add that my emotional response was mixed."

"LinkedIn Bans Prostitutes And Escorts! I wasn't even aware this service was available on LinkedIn. Why am I always late to the party?"

"How does Trent Reznor's mom hang up his Christmas stocking? With a Nine Inch Nail."

"When I lay down to go to sleep, I watch Hillary Clinton rallies It is much more convenient than counting sheep individually."