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Joke of the Day

"If you replace the ""W"" in ""where"" ""what"" and ""when"" with ""T"" you get answers to the questions."

"When People Tell Me to Get a Life I take theirs."

"Do you think a contortionist would go on a date with me? Even if I couldn't fit in her box?"

"Remember that time I made that funny joke? Me neither."

"My wife said she wanted to do it missionary style, so I forced her to change religions and gave her smallpox."

"A guy was admitted to the emergency ward with half a dozen toy horses stuck up his ass. His condition was listed as ""stable""."

"Ever read Hitler's 2nd book? It was called Mein Bad."

"My goal in life is always turn the negative into the positive... which is why I lost my job at the HIV clinic"

"I told a joke about Muhammad to a Muslim man.. And he blew up in my face!"

"Life's a bitch, Because if it was a slut, It would be easy."