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Joke of the Day

"When People Tell Me to Get a Life I take theirs."

"hello test *hello* * info * info2 * info3 balh blah"

"What do a politician and a sperm have in common? One in thousnads has a chance to e a human being. ~Edit: I edited the title."

"Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says ""oh, you want to see crazy?"" Reassure her that you do not."

"My fellow Canadians, Complain about the heat just *once* and it will get taken away from us. Don't be the reason we can't have nice things"

"We Found Love in a Swollen Face Chris Brown ft. Rihanna"

"QUESTION: Why are lifesavers better than men? ANSWER: They come in five flavors."

"You're not a mistake. Mistakes can be fixed. You're hopeless."

"Damn, i got hit with the ""we need to talk"" from my wife. Thank God it was just about divorce. I was scared shitless it was an intervention."

"It must be 1929... Because my econ homework has me in a severe depression."