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Joke of the Day

"A guy was admitted to the emergency ward with half a dozen toy horses stuck up his ass. His condition was listed as ""stable""."

"My wife is getting rid of all the clutter. If you see the kids and me standing out by the street, it means we didn't make the cut this year."

"What is the most common kind of martial arts among Germans? Jewjitsu"

"Why did Hitler always win foot races? He was the fascist one."

"My 3-year-old was counting on her fingers in the other room. She finished at 9. I am concerned on so many levels right now."

"What does a bowling ball and your mom have in common? They both get picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, and then come back for more."

"What is a slut ? A woman with the morals of a man"

"i love how flies rub their hands together like little criminals"

"I kissed a girl in the club and she said, ""Oh my God, you've been smoking. It's just like licking an ashtray."" ""You non-smokers have some funny habits,"" I replied."

"A man with a gun shot his keyboard it typed POW"