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Joke of the Day
"Ever read Hitler's 2nd book? It was called Mein Bad."
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"I used to be in a band called Cheap Viagra'. We didn't make it very big."
"When I steal a sweater it's called theft but when a girl does it, it's a sign of affection"
"What do cows like on their hotdogs? MOOstard."
"Why can't you run in camp sites? Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out."
"""Thats a sexy little outfit your wearing"" I said. ""I bet you want my cock in you"". ""Dave"", my wife said, ""do you know I can hear you on the baby monitor?"""
"Tried Turkish food today... It was revolting"
"I have a picture of Leonard Nimoy holding a kitten. I call it Spock and Aww. Thank you. Goodnight, everybody."
"What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy? Inheritance."
"I called my Colectomy surgeon's office... To check on my appointment. A man with a Russian accent answered the phone saying, ""Thank you for colon."""