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Joke of the Day
"What can a Chicken do that you cannot? Eat with his pecker."
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"I asked my Grandfather what it's like to have Alzheimer's. He stared blankly at me as he no longer remembers any of his family members or how to construct sentences."
"I hate it when you turn up to a Klan rally and some other guy is wearing the same dress."
"The Soviet Cycle of Procrastination First, you are Putin down your work. Then, you are Stalin for time. Finally, you are Russian to finish."
"People who don't know how to merge onto the highway, there's a bus pass for that."
"Why did barbie never get pregnant? Because ken came in a different box"
"Some people think vasectomies and castration are similar procedures but there's a vas deferens between the two."
"Umm Leo, there has been a mistake... Steve Harvey wrote the cards."
"""Echolocation, echolocation, echolocation!"" -Dolphin realtor"
"My friend found a Paras while we were playing Pokemon Go. So I asked him, ""Was it under a truck?"""