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Joke of the Day

"Use the promo code NETFLIX To get 50% off your next exam!"

"Where do post go when they die in Reddit? Everywhere else."

"why doesn't mexico have an olympic team? because everybody that can run, swim or jump in in the united states..."

"What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank? When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest"

"I forgot to put on deodorant today but not to worry, if this urinal cake is good enough for the bathroom then it's good enough for me."

"Life is like a box of chocolates It doesn't last long for fat people"

"I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything."

"Most people think it is perfectly okay to recharge a battery. I think it's revolting."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic who walked into a bra"

"Accidentally watched a few minutes of The Bachelor and now I can't remember a single state capitol."