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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank? When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest"

"""My wife is such a racist... she won't let me date black girls."" -Andy Breckman"

"What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair"

"I guess you could say Luke Skywalker single-handedly defeated the empire. I told this joke to someone in a dream, and when I woke up I realized it was actually funny."

"I'm one of those people that tried this at home."

"A shake for breakfast. A shake for lunch. A sensible dinner. SEVENTY FIVE COOKIES AT 12:34AM"

"It's cool that my girlfriend is willing to bear my child, but it would be way cooler if she gave birth to a bear."

"What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups? a segreGATOR"

"Sex in the morning I bet it has been up here before, but I felt that it had to be out here again. Sex is one of THE best things to wake up to.... Unless you are in prison"

"Where in New York City do lesbians most like to live? Manhatin'"