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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie? Half to none of the time."
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"Math problem: I had 10 chocolate bars and ate 9. What do I have now? ""Oh, I do not know, DIABETES MAYBE!"""
"Why is my girlfriend fat? Because I'm ugly."
"I told my girlfriend to apply for a job at the pet store 'cause she really knows how to handle a cock 'r two"
"What do hemophiliacs and virgins have in common? One prick...and it's all over."
"A friend and I just decided that in 10 years if we aren't married we will tell each other what's honestly wrong about ourselves."
"Our website should have more colour more games more sound! Look what more do you want? Blood?"
"Everybody's getting Oreos with their Christmas cards this year. Related: Don't eat cookies while you're licking envelopes."
"An autistic girl asked me out today And I said yes. I guess you could say I like girls that are down for everything"