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Joke of the Day
"Yo Mama so fat her Patronus was a cheeseburger.."
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"How is Ellen Pao so good at driving Reddit into the ground? I thought Asian women couldn't drive ಠ_ಠ"
"Confucius say man who run behind car... ...get exhausted."
"African scientists are saying people who died of Ebola are coming back to life... But thats ridiculous, every one knows theres no such thing as african scientists."
"Happy Birthday question from grandpa Hey nephew are you trying to overtake me?"
"Did you hear about the blind circumciser? He got the sack"
"What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween? Happy halloweenie"
"Did you hear about the scottish drag queen? He wore pants."
"My das always used to eat rabbit before he went for a run - he said it made him go faster Really, it just put a little more of a hop in his step"
"Your overexposure to Korean pop music last year will be nothing compared to your overexposure to Korean nuclear radiation this year."