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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he 's married."
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"Irish Pooing Competition So I entered an Irish pooing competition the other day. I came Turd."
"I renamed my night club Viagra... It's been 4 hours and people are still cuming!"
"The barman says 'I'm sorry we don't serve time travelers.' A time traveler walks into a bar..."
"The secret to enjoying good wine: Open to let it breathe. If it appears not to be breathing, apply mouth to mouth."
"Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes? Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is?"
"What do you call a fake noodle? an impasta."
"Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia? Because the instructions usually say: ""Take after meals."""
"An old man was sitting there trying to dook 1 out... His dooker was all empty, void of a duke. As he, sat there and peed, shat free, he re,alized, that he, was, ""squeezin for no reason"""
"A woman was doing a great job driving..."