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Joke of the Day

"The barman says 'I'm sorry we don't serve time travelers.' A time traveler walks into a bar..."

"I found a note in a vase a year ago and was to meet someone here for money. No I didn't."

"what's the best part about eating out your... nsfw ....grandma? you can suck her tits at the same time!"

"How do you know if you have skin cancer? You die from skin cancer and come back as a ghost to study the autopsy report."

"What does a fedora guy say on the Singapore border? M'lasia"

"Wanna hear a joke? The creativity of this sub-reddit."

"This boy said he was going to hit me with the neck of a guitar.... I said, Is that a fret?"

"Gravity is a harsh mistress... *... but she has reasonable rates!*"

"Hey guys, don't you just hate it when you're woken up in the middle of the night for sex? can't wait to get out of prison."

"A recruit examines the food served to him in the batallion dining room. - Do I have any choice here he asks a sergeant. - Yes you do. You may eat it or not."