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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fake noodle? an impasta."

"[Friday Night] WIFE: Have fun at poker ME {stopping at door}: What did you say? W: Have fun ME: After that W: Uh..at poker- ME: IT'S POKEMAN"

"Why was the gay guy fired from the sperm bank? He was caught drinking on the job."

"I have but two words to describe Avogadro's Number Holy moley!"

"Here's your social security card. It's paper & has to last you forever. Don't laminate it. Good luck asshole."

"I'm not saying the police are over zealous but I was arrested yesterday for singing ""come on baby light my fire."" They said it was inflammatory."

"What did the cat use to sharpen its claws? Me. Ow."

"The world would be a better place if we all got along like the ""Price is Right"" audience."

"Why are there so many dogs at the pound? Because no one wants them."

"What do you get when you mix free running with golf? Parfour Sorry"