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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fake noodle? an impasta."
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"Today I saw two little kids fighting. As the only adult nearby, I had to step in. Those kids didn't stand a chance."
"How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad? None, they were all minerals."
"This: sentence: is: sick: it has :cancer."
"It was just a homeless man defecating in an elevator, but that's when the real shit went down."
"""Yes, I'd like to buy this EXTRA SMALL condom, please."" ""Sir, that's a sleeping bag."""
"What do you call a black man in a stunt plane? The brown streak."
"What did the French stoner say? 80 blaze it"