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Joke of the Day

"Why do watermelons have water in Them? Because they are planted in the spring!"

"My town's population never changes Every time a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town."

"What's a pirates favorite letter? You'd think it's ""R"" but it's actually the ""C""."

"What's the definition of a Mistress? Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress."

"Was going to go see The Pope the other day but too tired to go... ...you could say that I was too pooped to Pope."

"What do you call a shed full of black people? Antique farm equipment"

"How do you piss off /r/jokes? Jokes: son-of-a-b***h"

"I don't need anyone with a so-called degree ""to"" tell me I use quotes wrong."

"If Donald Trump enacts a law saying baby strollers cannot be more than twice the width of the babies in them, I will vote for him in 2020."

"Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking...... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef."