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Joke of the Day

"I don't need anyone with a so-called degree ""to"" tell me I use quotes wrong."

"Of all the bands named after handicapped jungle animals, Def Leppard is my favorite."

"I like my coffee how I like my employees Free and Black (I know this joke is around but I feel like this is the best wording) Don't downvote because it's racist, it's still a joke"

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over you My girlfriend told me this one today, I was impressed"

"I hate being bi-polar.It's awesome."

"What is the difference between a default subreddit mod and a radical feminist? Nothing."

"What's the difference between feminists and sumo wrestlers Sumo wrestlers shave their legs"

"When my phone rings, I stay very, very still. If I don't move, it can't see me."

"Michael Bay has just recently announced the title of his next gritty reboot of a kids TV show: Ed, Edd, and Edgy"

"*Sits straight up in bed* ""THE CHILDREN"" *Kids are sitting in the produce department while two watermelons sleep peacefully in their beds*"