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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking...... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef."

"What do Jesus Christ and Male Porn-stars have in common? They both take their sweet time before the second coming."

"Do Apes kiss? Yes but never on the first date!"

"Sorry I yelled, ""Sweep the leg!"" when you got down on one knee to propose to your girlfriend. But I stand by my advice."

"Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead."

"What's with American's obsession with everything bigger? Bigger cars, bigger houses, higher IQs... If you ask me, Americans have the smallest penises in the world."

"What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign 'Clean Washroom'? He cleaned it!"

"Who satisfies earth the most? Sun. Because the sun goes down every night."

"I was walking in a chemistry lab. I tripped on some acid."

"What do you call an angry pirate? P-irate"