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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a rotten lamb chop? Food gone ba-a-a-a-a-ad."
Next Joke
"Mom, why am I black? - Mom, why are you, dad and everyone else in the family white, and I'm black? - The party was so crazy you should be happy you don't bark."
"My SO is on a diet and I noticed she was staring at her food so I asked why..... She said 'I'm watching what I eat'."
"What's the difference between a gun and a penis If a penis goes off in you mouth it goes limp. If a gun goes off in your mouth, you do."
"Charlie Chaplin called I couldn't hear him though."
"What does Miley Cyrus eat on Thanksgiving? Twerkey!"
"Alcohol is photoshop for real life."
"Look, woman, I'll do laundry when I'm out of clean clothes. *puts on skirt* I didn't say whose clothes."
"What's the best way to reward a fat waitress? Cow tipping."
"I came here to write jokes and waste your time But I'm out of jokes, so I'll just waste your time"