198092
Joke of the Day
"What does Miley Cyrus eat on Thanksgiving? Twerkey!"
Next Joke
"Saw a bad accident from my hot air balloon so I tried landing to help but just ended up killing everyone even worse"
"I personally don't believe in bros before hoes or hoes before hoes.. There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis"
"What is Snoop Dogg's favorite note? High G."
"What were the Zodiac Killer's Plans for Vacation? To take a Cruz."
"Best/worst joke out of a trip through Germany ""Knock Knock"" ""who's there"" ""brat"" ""brat who?"" ""bratwurst"""
"Ugh this morning this cop was all ""what's with the fake mustache"" & ""you can't throw turtle shells out of your vehicle"" & ""who's Yoshi"""
"If you take half from a half dollar what do you have? A dollar."
"I was in Ferguson last night and got jumped by 5 black guys! The car started right up, they just said it just needs a new battery. What nice gentlemen i thought to myself."
"Why does a giraffe have a long neck? Cause its feet smell."