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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire? mourning wood"
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"What do you get when you cross a brown cow with a brown chicken? ""--brown-chicken-brown-cow--"" (said like: 'bowm-chicka-bowm-wawm')"
"What do a glass of water and an Atheist have in common? Jesus can make them both wine."
"Top Five Creepy Things: 5) Dark and stormy nights 4) Spiders 3) Cars with eyelashes 2) Decaf drinkers 1) People who take one bite of cake"
"Last night I watched a great U.S. Olympic Trials semifinal match that featured Sylvester Stallone vs Joey Lawrence in a Pronunciation game."
"Jeb bush uses a dangerous method to make a lasting change. jeb!"
"So apparently there's a team of refugees at the olympics this year. Do you reckon the Syrian refugees are on the rowing team?"
"How do you starve a black man? Put his food stamps in his work boots."
"Why don't melons marry on a whim? They cantaloupe."
"I can see Alaska from my window and I live in [Joisey!] (http://newyork.cbslocal.com/photo-galleries/2016/01/23/blizzard-2016-brings-flooding-snow-to-new-jersey/)"