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Joke of the Day

"8y:thank you for the present grandma ....: no need.. 8y: that's what I thought too but mum said I have to"

"What did EA give Sean Murray for a parting gift upon leaving EA? Game dev lessons."

"I like taking my cats out for a drive to show them roadkill so they know what will happen if they ever leave me."

"What does a mechanic do for a one night stand? He nuts and bolts."

"What do you call people who rely on the ""safe period"" for contraception? -Parents"

"What's the difference between a gun and a feminist? A gun has one trigger."

"police and public Caller: Dials in 911 Hello officer, I broke my arm in 3 places! Officer: Then stop going to those places."

"You know pornstar are really violent people... Everything always comes to blows."

"warning sign on children's alphabet blocks Letters may be used to construct words, phrases and sentences that may be deemed offensive."

"A friend of mine offered to tell me a joke using the UDP protocol, but then warned me I might not get it."