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Joke of the Day

"8y:thank you for the present grandma ....: no need.. 8y: that's what I thought too but mum said I have to"

"Bing is a fast search engine because you're the only person using it."

"Where do fat people live? (no offense meant) Original joke by me... Where do fat people live? ... ... ... in Obe-city."

"What do you get when someone sexts you? Naughtyfications"

"You staring at your phone= jerk. Me staring at my phone= cool guy with lots of shit happening in his life."

"My work has this cute thing they do where if you're really good at your job, they get you to do everyone elses too."

"You so ugly on Halloween someone said scary costume."

"goals for 2016: 1) spend more time with my son 2) learn about his fav video games 3) defeat him 4) become video game household champion"

"I just wrote down my best joke ever my best joke ever"

"I told my 2-year-old to find her shoes She cupped her hands & yelled ""Shoes, where are you?"" I'd help her, but I want to see if this works"