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Joke of the Day
"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide."
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"How to comfort a homosexuals family if hes in a coma? You can always say ""well, look at it this way; he was a fruit, now hes a vegetable!"""
"I was at a wedding the other day It was so moving, even the cake was in tiers"
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"One dolphin cut another dolphin off at the intersection of Coral Reef and Caribbean Current... The other dolphin said, ""Hey, you did that on porpoise!"""
"Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq? Because they are all Targets."
"When someone tells me, ""I think of you as family,"" I assume I'm about to be yelled at for something that happened 10 years ago."
"I'm helping the sharks celebrate their big week by throwing cats into the ocean."
"Q. What did one tornado say to the other? A. ""Let's twist again like we did last summer...."""
"Virginia wolf More like Virginia woof"