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Joke of the Day
"None of this is appropriate for anybody. Take the 18+ out of your bio."
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"Her eyes were the color of paint"
"DM: I'm 10 inches. Wanna chat? Me: omg guys, a fetus just messaged me!!"
"I like my coffee like I like my women... ... Ground up and in the freezer."
"accidentally called the guy at the oil change place ""mom"""
"Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."
"Wanna be like jesus, walk on a cucumber, its 98% water, so you're 98% jesus"
"kind of weird we punch the shit out of doors to announce our arrival at someone's home"
"Why did Bill Cosby go to Japan with a bag of roofies? He had Jello fever!"
"What do a walrus and tupperware have in common? Both lookin for a tight seal."