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Joke of the Day

"Artist Prince has passed away at the age of 57 I guess this is what it sounds like when doves cry."

"I made this status nice and short so you can just move onto the next one."

"If you cross a telephone and a pair of scissors what do you get? Snippy answers."

"What do you call a hippie with a business major? A Hippie-crite."

"What's the difference between a terrorist and a Jewish mother? You can make an agreement with a terrorist!"

"Why is an egg like a young horse? Because it can't be used until it's broken!"

"Turkey bacon is a lot like normal bacon except that IT'S NOT AND IT NEEDS TO GO BACK TO HELL, WHERE IT CAME FROM."

"""I'll just stagger around yelling random, incoherent shit as people try to keep me from hurting myself."" Drunks and 1 year olds."

"What is the difference between a mechanical and civil engineer? The former builds weapons, the latter targets"

"Excuse me while I go slip into something more alcohol."