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Joke of the Day
"YikYak Trivia Crack give the dog a bone... How could I ever shit without my phone?"
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"Me: Did you use my highlighter? 2-year-old: Me: 2: Me: 2: No. Apparently she's always been neon yellow."
"What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage? This joke. PS: You don't think so? Prove me wrong."
"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But I want to know how they got in there."
"A LAWYER AND A POLITICIAN What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician? Chelsea Clinton."
"Where did Mario and Luigi go to school? At 'Wass-a-matta U'"
"Did ya hear about the Mexican who kept washing his dog? They were spic and spaniel"
"Russia: Why did the chicken cross the road? Ukraine: I don't know Russia why? Russia: To rescue oppressed Russian minority"
"Twitter should offer Shkreli his account back for $10,000 and if he agrees say sorry and suddenly raise the price 5600%"
"I'm not a looser just because my pants are not loser. Your a looser because you're pants are loser. Don't think your better then me."