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Joke of the Day
"Why did the lesbian go to Sports Authority? because she didn't like dicks."
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"People are making apocalypse posts likes there's no tomorrow."
"I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian ."
"What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him? Get off me Holmes!"
"The guy who coined the phrase,""I'm not gettin any younger."" The guy he said it to then coined the phrase,""No shit, Sherlock."""
"Why did little Jimmy cross the road? Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy"
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black"
"I haven't had bread in 3 weeks. I look great but now all I think about is bread. I'm basically a duck at this point."
"Give a man a pizza and he eats for a day Teach a man how to make a pizza and he will work minimum wage"
"Why can't a blonde dial 911 She can't find the eleven. Not sure if someone already posted this joke but a friend told me so I had to post it."