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Joke of the Day
"Why did the lesbian go to Sports Authority? because she didn't like dicks."
Next Joke
"The higher pitched my ""hey!"" the greater the chance I don't remember who you are."
"It's warmer now, but I'm colder than when it was colder."
"Anyone know if Flava Flav survived the weekend's Daylight Savings switchover?"
"""Opinions are like assholes..."" ""... I like yours."" -SO this morning"
"I decided to come to my friends as transparent they saw right through me."
"Why didn't they let Voldermort play quidditch? ...because he'd always just Slytherin the grass."
"A 3 legged dog walking into an Old West bar. He says... I'm lookin for the man that shot my Paw."
"hi and welcome to hidden chair club. please find your seat"
"Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane? Because he ate his carrion."