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Joke of the Day
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black"
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"""Hey girl wanna go out Saturday night?"" No thanks I have a previous engagement ""I'm cool with that, hell I've been married like 6 times"""
"Women are like draino They will clean you out, but leave you feeling hollow inside"
"Mission Control: prepare to enter the vacuum of space Dog Astronaut: wait the what now"
"Why did the scarecrow receive a Nobel Prize? He was outstanding in his field."
"What did the other vegetables in the garden say when a rumor was going around that two vegetables might start dating? ""I heard it through the grapevine."""
"Talk to your doctor about Chillaxin (Side-effects include incontinence, hallucinations, drooling, naps, shy dooky & death)"
"How do like really laid-back types answer the phone? Mellow."
"They say that ignorance is bliss But I'm just as happy not knowing!"
"What' the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Michael Phelps can finish a race"