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Joke of the Day
"What is Donald Trump's favorite holiday? Cinco De Porto!"
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"All men are the same This phrase was invented by a Chinese woman who lost her husband in the crowd."
"I like my women like I like my trail mix... With nuts."
"I once ate an exclamation mark... it was surprisingly good."
"Why did the farmer name his pig ""pork Chop"" Because 'Bacon' was already taken."
"The real reason Washington state passed Gay-marriage and recreational marijuana use. Because the bible says when two men lie together, they should be stoned."
"Did you hear about the guy who could only count using odd numbers? He literally couldn't even."
"My Grandfathers dying words to me were, ""Are you still holding the ladder?""."
"The church on Elm street is hosting a prayer meeting for people with low self esteem. Please use the back entrance."
"Lets give each other cute nicknames like, 'Plaintiff' and 'Defendant'"