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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy who could only count using odd numbers? He literally couldn't even."
Next Joke
"How many times does 43 go into 9? The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*."
"Knock knock... ""Who's there"" ""Ya mum"""
"Why won't you ever see an ant walk in a church? They're insects. I'll show myself out."
"I do not take credit for this joke cash or checks are fine, though."
"When a girl tells u about her favorite animal - ""I'd eat one"" is not the right response."
"Women don't want to hear a man's opinion... ...They just want to hear their own in a deeper voice. (Credit to Jeff Foxworthy)"
"Broom advocates for cleaner work environment."
"I'm not superstitious, I'm just kindastitious!!!"
"A cow fell off a truck in Russia Apparently he hadn't been Put in properly."