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Joke of the Day

"Gay porn is so funny, I can't keep a straight face while watching it."

"Did you hear about the marketplace where everything cost twelve and a half cents? It was a bit bazaar."

"Mississippi's Education/Testing scores are the worst in the nation... yep, we're ranked 53rd."

"Walking out the door, my daughter tells me she can't wait to see Ariel with the crabs. Now I'm questioning which section I bought that DVD."

"I see that your IQ test came back negative."

"I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free."

"Why can't you ever build a great relationship with an archer? Because at the end of they day they don't want any strings attached!"

"Someone called me racist for saying ""black paint"" Apparently the politically correct term is ""Tyrone, please paint the fence""."

"Why do programmers drink coffee so much? So they aren't lying when they say they like Java."

"A blonde is walking down the street and sees a banana peel 10 ft in front of her She says to herself ""Oh no not again."""