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Joke of the Day

"Gay porn is so funny, I can't keep a straight face while watching it."

"I never feel as much panic as I do when the cashier asks me if I have their member card yet."

"The police break into Abraham Lincolns house... When they find him, he says ""Don't arrest me, I'm in a cent!"""

"TIL that a class was taught by the wrong stand in teacher and the students knowingly went along with it. Whoops, wrong sub."

"What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common? Little boys pants half off."

"I hate to choose sides, but if forced, I'll aggressively side with the person paying my bar tab."

"I asked for a ham and swiss, you gave me a meatball instead Woops, wrong sub."

"3 - DAD! HEY DAD! Me: Don't yell from the door son! Walk here and talk to me 3 - *walks over* 3 - I stepped in dog poop, what should I do?"

"Genesis is my favorite rock group who've been around long enough to write a chapter in the bible."

"Starfish would be great politicians. They do shit out of their mouths after all."