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Joke of the Day
"I drank tequila in a cave... ...it was a shot in the dark"
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"Did you see that blind guy walking down the street? No? Well he didn't see you either."
"How are baby androids born? From their mother's computerus."
"Turns out, humans aren't the only ones who have trouble with homonyms. My dog keeps saying ""rough"" instead of ""ruff""."
"If you play a NIickelback song backwards you'll hear messages from the illuminant.Even worse, if you play it forward you'll hear NIickelback"
"What's the difference between the cries of a grieving family and reggae music? I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music."
"My town is holding their annual incest competition. I entered my sister."
"Reincarnation I told my wife that in the Hindu religion she could come back as something completely different. She said she wanted to come back as a cow. I told her she wasn't listening."
"ATTENTION ALABAMA RESIDENTS: tonight's penumbral lunar eclipse is perfectly natural. The moon is undamaged. Gay people are not stealing it."
"With age comes wisdom... ...but sometimes age comes alone."