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Joke of the Day
"Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice"
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"Being hungry again a half hour after eating Chinese food isn't about the food being Chinese, it's about you being American."
"I'll sleep when my iPhone's dead."
"what did the faggot faggot the faggot? because faggot hahahaha"
"Short Brit joke. Imagine bonfire night in America. The population would go down before you can even say 'happy bonfire night'"
"A musician was arrested... He's in treble."
"""anyone for turkey burgers?"" turkey: well sure haha ""oh, it's not a burger for turkeys"" turkey: what is it then ""uhh"" turkey: say it"
"I hope this free massage guy from craigslist is on time."
"Bees Q; What kind of bees make milk? A; Boobies"
"What Should Make A Book Teacher: ""What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?"" Jorkens: ""A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"""