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Joke of the Day

"My wife lost a bet and is now mowing the lawn. Well, not so much lost a bet as married the wrong guy."

"What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? He wipes"

"The greatest trick Facebook ever pulled was to convince the world we actually want to keep in touch with people we went to school with."

"Why Did The Stadium Get Hot After The Game? Because all the fans left."

"A german asks his friend for the time So a german asks his friend ""Do you know what time it is?"" ""Nein"" ""really? I could've sworn it was 8"""

"I was going to tell you guys more jokes about the Titanic passengers but I think they've gone overboard"

"My girlfriend broke up with me after we had sex.. She said she's full of me"

"LPT: If you've got toddlers at home, and you're going to take them out... You can probably get away with using a light sedative. Save chloroform for children 12 and older."

"The deeper the pit you're falling into, the more chance you have to learn how to fly."

"TIFU by locking up an underage girl in my sex dungeon Whoops, wrong sub"