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Joke of the Day

"I'd like to learn one of those clicking languages from Africa because I get the feeling my knees are trying to tell me something."

"I hate the phrase ""let me clarify"" because it means someone is about to talk some more."

"What did Sting say to his proctologist? Don't stand so close to me."

"MOOF What goes moof? A cow with buck teeth."

"What is long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night? A new last name."

"My boss just sent me the heart eyes emoji. Since we're clearly being honest with each other I replied with a monkey with a gun to its head."

"When I realized my boyfriend said we should 'break up' & not 'break dance', I was sad, but also relieved."

"What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen? He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher."

"Don Draper struggles to open a PowerPoint file during an important pitch. #MadMenSeason15"

"What's good on pizza but not on pussy? Crust"