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Joke of the Day

"I took a poop in the elevator. I'm taking this shit to a whole new level."

"How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb? I'm better than you!"

"How Do Rednecks Celebrate Halloween? They Pump Kin."

"We squint at the sun because it's bright. We squint at people because they're not."

"When I realized my boyfriend said we should 'break up' & not 'break dance', I was sad, but also relieved."

"Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks, ""Do you all want a beer?"" The first logician says, ""I don't know."" The second logician says, ""I don't know."" The third logician says, ""Yes."""

"Did you hear about the clown who had Ebola? His poop tasted funny"

"What do you call a person with short-term memory loss? I forget..."

"I got into a fight with my boner this morning: Don't worry, I beat it single handedly"

"How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho-path."