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Joke of the Day

"[OC] Why did Caitlyn Jenner lose custody rights of her kids? Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent."

"George Washington's bark was from the same tree as his bite."

"I asked my wife, ""Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"" She said, ""Somewhere I have never been!"" I told her, ""How about the kitchen?"""

"What did one snowman say to the other? I think I smell carrots!"

"Mercurian day So - apparently one day on Mercury is an agonisingly long 1408 earth hours long... In other words - one Earth Monday."

"Why did they make the toilet paper so hard in North Korea? Because the Party wants to make every asshole Red."

"What do a redneck divorce and a burning meth lab have in common? Someone's losing a trailer."

"When you were in the gang then, you just had to look cool, just walk around and look like you were tough. Someone started talking about fighting 'No, man, I've got to go home.'"

"I told a joke I made up last Halloween! It got me a few Snickers."

"I got into an argument with my parents about video games. It was a stupid reason to fallout for."