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"What did the lonely ghost do at 2 in the morning? He made a booo-ty call"
"Please refrain from telling elderly election volunteers to ""work that poll""."
"Where can you go to pick up black birds? The crow bar"
"If you hold the iPad up to your ear you can hear the ocean but only for a little while and only if you're standing right next to the ocean."
"What's a toads favorite drink? Croaka-cola"
"2 fish. there are 2 fish in a tank, one turns to the other and says, ""How the fuck do you drive this thing?"""
"What do you call a woman in heaven? An Angel A crowd of women in heaven? - A host of Angels And all women in heaven? - PEACE ON EARTH!"
"Did you hear about the Italian chef? He *pasta* away."
"How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. **Alternate Ending** One, but it takes him fifty tries."