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Joke of the Day
"What kind of ice cream runs for president? neapolititian"
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"Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except one... ...he's never gonna give you *Up.*"
"Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11? Americans can't milk the cow for 14 years."
"The picture heading read ""Panorama!"" I thought it said ""Paranormal"" I wasted hours staring at these elongated images looking for ghosts."
"What's all brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!"
"A horse walks into a bar...... A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says ""hey SICCNESS206, put your pants back on"""
"Wife thinks I was present for every conversation she's had with anyone, ever, and assumes I know what the hell she's talking about right now"
"Did you hear about the cat that ate a ball of yarn? She had a litter of mittens."
"Just lost my mood ring... not sure how I feel about that."
"Why does Daenerys take so long to get places? She keeps *dragon* her feet."