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Joke of the Day

"Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality? There's no such thing as potato quality there."

"""Hey were you born on a highway?"" Kevin asked. Kevin continued, ""Because that's where accidents happen."""

"My ex-girlfriend and I both went blind before we broke up. After that, we just couldn't see each other anymore."

"There is no such thing as an antique car. An antique car is a horse."

"My girlfriend caught me masturbating to Michael Jackson. She asked what I was doing I told her to beat it."

"The human body is 70 percent water?? *looks at a glass of water* damn girl"

"I bought my Dad a cheap dictionary for Christmas. He couldn't find the right words to thank me."

"Why were the potato people upset with their leader? He was a dick-tater"

"What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle? Beef strokanoff."

"Why dose the navy use liquid soap? Because it takes longer to pick up."