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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama's so fat, I swerved my car to miss her and ran out of gas."
Next Joke
"What is long, white, and very sticky? The coming of the Lord!"
"Vegetarians must hate themselves because they're made of meat."
"i was walking down the street, when someone threw a packet of cod liver oil at my head........ .......but i only suffered super fish oil injuries"
"I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today Should have cooked it on aloha teperature"
"All the world's a stage And all the men and women merely players; They have their exits and their entrances, And one man in his time has many farts."
"A sadist and a masochist are talking. The masochist says, ""Hit me!"" The sadist says, ""No."""
"My boss came up to me..... My boss came up to me and told me ""don't dress for the job you have but dress for the job you want"" so I dressed up as Batman, the bastard said I was fired"
"It turns out the iPhone 7 is illegal. It got de-ported"
"Why don't black people go on cruises? They aren't falling for that again..."