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Joke of the Day
"Owls always look like they've just found out that they've been cheated on."
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"You fake your smile daily, then judge people for getting a fake tan."
"[caveman scratches a cave painting of an elephant onto the cave wall] ELEPHANT: delete it"
"Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes? To carry his library card."
"Bae: come over Me: can we ever have normal conversations Bae: my parents aren't home Me: why can't you just ask how good my day was for once"
"Where do you hide if you kill a black man? Behind a badge."
"My parents always told me my grandpa was a magician. I never believed them until I saw him walking down the street when he turned into a bar!"
"What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy? Edit: Whoops wrong sub."
"""It doesn't matter if you win or lose, it's how you play the game."" -Losers"
"To commemorate the disaster in Mecca where a crane fell and crushed pilgrims, Saudi Arabia will build a restaurant at the site. An IHOP: International House of Pancakes."