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Joke of the Day

"Think of how old we're gonna feel when Honey Boo Boo dies from an overdose."

"FULLY LOADED Q: What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet? A: ""We're gonna have a BB!"""

"I've been arrested for robbing a bank dressed as a frog. It's the first time I've ever kermitted a crime."

"My girlfriend is adorable, smart, sexy, and looking over my shoulder as I type."

"[ENEM] Complete: Hey ________ a) Jude b) I just met you c) There Delilah d) Soul sister e) Hey, you you, I don't like your girlfriend"

"Let's raise our glasses. I'll say something then we all touch glasses to acknowledge what I said. We'll name this action after cooked bread"

"I started a company... I started q company selling land mines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof"

"I'm going to be filing a complaint with the shampoo company... My girlfriend recently dumped me and this ""No Tears"" stuff isn't working at all."

"The true irony in Taylor Swift singing about feeling 22 at age 23 is that I want to hit her in the face with a cast iron skillet."

"Why was the African man wearing a wristwatch? He needed to hold up his pants."